Never Argue With A Woman Who Reads

read-boatOne morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, “Good morning, Ma’am. What are you doing?”

“Reading a book,” she replies, (thinking, “Isn’t that obvious?”)

“You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area,” he informs her

“I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing. I’m reading”

“Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up.”

“For reading a book,” she replies,

“You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area,” he informs her again,

“I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing. I’m reading”

“Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up.”

“If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with Sexual assault,” says the woman.

“But I haven’t even touched you,” says the game warden.

“That’s true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.” :lol:

“Have a nice day ma’am,” and he left.

©Kujie …………..> Not quiet, just busy!

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41 thoughts on “Never Argue With A Woman Who Reads”

  1. akak laju sangat la… macam mana nak buat biar dia slow sikit….

    shays last blog post..TukaR laYouT LaGi….

    1. orang yang pintar boleh memancing tanpa umpan
      orang yang bijaksana boleh memancing tanpa joran
      tapi kedua-duanya boleh dipancing dengan wang. :mrgreen:

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